Not that anyone gives a shit, but was gone for a week, this is still the only general I always read through everything I missed. Thanks archive anon.
Finally sat down and played the Monster Hunter Stories demo I had sitting on the 3DS for ages now, and holy fuck I wasn't expecting a 3hr demo when I was still getting tutorials right through to the end, and despite it being such a blatant "Basically Pokémon but with muh original mechanics", I kinda want to get it now, even if just to find out what happened to that Rathalos that fell off the cliff, and if I actually ever get to have it as a party member.
Also, if you read this far in, does anyone happen to have that lineart of a crocodile/alligator on the edge of a pool, boobs being squished into the tile and crossed arms as she looks to the camera? Don't even remember if it was posted in here but I seem to have forgotten to save it.